there’s no logical reason for shorts to be the same price as pants
spicegirlsofficial: you are hotter than the bottom of my laptop
teacher: how many minutes in a year?
me: 525,600 minutes, 525 thousand moments so dear
Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: What for?
Me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS What do you fucking think for.
walks into chair
chair: its ok